justbadpuns:

So, I heard this pun about cows, but it’s kinda offensive so I won’t say it. I don’t want there to be any beef between us.

tom-sits-like-a-whore:

jaythenerdkid:

blackmagicalgirlmisandry:

catholicveganmystic:

sehvn:

carried the shit outta u son

What is this from please? I googled it but found nothing.

it’s from a korean movie called love fiction and the actress is Gong Hyo Jin

reblog for WoC excellence

she just vaporized him

satedghost:

numinous-queer:

thelesseroftwo:

Is Russia even real

I think it is necessary for me to transcribe what she’s saying because it is EXACTLY how I babytalk to my cat:

“Oh Stepa! So little – little Stepa! My little kiss, where’s my little kiss?? Where are my little fingers? Where are my little legs? Where are my little paws? Stepa!” *shakes his paw* “Say hello! Hello my little one! Hello!” *lies down on him* “Oh how nice, how warm. Good boy…”

to be clear, this bear is named the russian equivalent of “steve”

spiritofally:

Back in middle school, my friends and I used a very simple coded language for writing secret messages. I saw some posts about needing to hide one’s beliefs from partners/bosses/parents so I wanted to share it with you! These would also be great to incorporate into sigils since they are simple lines and dots.

lmaoalien:

“don’t accept candy from strangers” yet theres a holiday for it

diary-of-a-chinese-kid:

This sunset was blocked by a mountain

black-to-the-bones:

I’m the birb that gets embarrassed by her man

hipindie:

it scares me that you never know what someone is thinking or feeling towards you and everything that they say could be one massive lie

kontrollsysteme:

me pulling the entire cvs candy aisle from a sensible tote